There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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