Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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