Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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