Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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