Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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