She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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