So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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