I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
nutella sex= disaster
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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