When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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