Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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