I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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