Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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