I didn't shave. On purpose
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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