At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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