Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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