We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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