It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
