Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
