Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
her facebook's as public as her vagina
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
this will be a night to untag.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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