Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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