scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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