went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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