But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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