hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
well you can't waste a boner
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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