he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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