this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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