Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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