Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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