So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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