I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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