you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
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