The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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