32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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