that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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