You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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