Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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