Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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