I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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