I didn't shave. On purpose
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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