where am i from again
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Vodka?
Forever.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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