Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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