we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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