Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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