It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
