I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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