Just fell off a train. Bad.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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