it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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