Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Panties = found
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
