If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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