GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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